UNDERSTANDING
UNDERSTANDING The reason why there were four, married, women, at my funeral is just as easy to understand as why there were teens, at my funeral. All four women had been my lovers, from time to time. This is because I gave them what their husbands did not have time to give. Since marriage, each woman had been plagued with a man who used the same excuse that too many women use. When the woman asked questions, or for clarification, the men would say “A REAL woman WOULD know.” This is what lead the women, one at a time, to me. The story was the same, each time. The woman had dated a man, HOPING that, once married, the man would settle into new, and better ways. The women each told me how, before marriage, their men had “sex” with them, then tossed the woman out, saying “You need practice”. The women also hoped that, once married, their men would stop coming in, drunk, and staggering. It was w...